Cleaning Kabuki Dance

I'm in the midst of a cleaning kabuki dance. The two guys arrived half
an hour ago, and they've successfully blocked me from one room at a
time. I did have the foresight to use the john, but aimed poorly at the
food supply and came up with blue cheese and dried fruit for lunch. The
crackers are unobtainable. They'll be here three to four hours, to
scrub, water-vacuum, dry, wax, dry, wax, polish, buff etc. Geez....no
john, no food. Dare I go to McDonald's and leave them here? Can I get
to my purse? Can I speak Tongan?